Welcome to my existence. Toddlers are a exclusive and relentless variety of wacked.
Your two-yr-previous requested for the blue cup… and you gave them the blue cup? You foolish, naive fool. They did not in fact want the blue cup. They wished the green cup. No wait around, the pink cup. Or no cup. Basically, their h2o bottle. Not the orange 1, the pink one. Oh hold out, they’ll consume the relaxation of your can of Perrier, thank you incredibly a great deal. Yah, which is it. *mind explodes*
Toddlers are a wacky bunch, unburdened by widespread courtesy, psychological restraint, rational wondering and the like. They want what they want when they want it, no matter if it’s a mouth entire of bathwater or a safety toilet plunger. But they’re also the most hilarious minor creatures in the planet. Cue the memes! We’ve rounded up the most LOL and eerily accurate depictions of toddlerdom. Enjoy.
Also so. much. urine.
She had a berry fantastic night time.
Not gonna lie, was not the greatest weekend.
Shit, which is a new 1.
No disgrace + stolen cellular phone = potty teaching camera roll bash
Send out coffee and prayers. (Credit score: @thequestionablemom)
This is why we strain-eat ’til 2 a.m. (By @thedad.father)
Why are they like this?!
Toddlers generally deliver the drama.
Hold out until eventually you hear mommy’s Sunday night grunts. (By @spritch29)
Never ignore the stickers. So several stickers. Everywhere you go.
Is there a PhD for mess-earning?
That very last bit of havoc I wreaked was specifically exhausting.
Who understood so lots of fights would be about sticks?!
And from that day forth, they knew every thing about every thing.
Little but terrifying.
Tonight’s the evening!
Shout out to all the moms and dads arranging to take their toddler to a cafe tonight hoping this time will be different.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 25, 2022
I’m a monster.
Oh, and a tiny wine if you’re so inclined.
Below arrives the flood.
If I simply cannot see you there is no way you can see me.
Not so quickly.
As constantly, your trash is your toddler’s treasure. (Credit rating: @winecheezits)
They really do get in the way of your plans, really do not they.
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